#sweethomechicago

I need another pit baby. She is too precious. @kelly_dzitko wish you were here with us! @wrench666 look how cute she is.

Happy birthday, ma

1.5 hours for 30 miles. Hope I make my flight! Thanks for the ride @ebonieariel

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

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masserror:

theatrefetish:

thegirlwithkittyears:

thegirlwithkittyears:

people who wear pants past 7 are not the kind of people i associate with

jesus christ i’m getting hate over this because people are putting the word ‘size’ in there when thats not what i was saying

7:00 P.M.

AS IN THE FUCKING TIME

I thought you meant past age 7 and I was rly confused

"Happy birthday son. Since you’re eight now it’s time you learn about kilts.”

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curvyybetch:

methhomework:

that friend that always tries to please you

I saw this on vine last week and I was literally in tears..

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El Passo, El Smasho

Leaving work late just to get stuck in my work another 15 minutes. Not an awesome end to the day.

Margaritaaaaaas! Come hang! We’re at Tequila Si

suckmyclitoris:

Okay she is my favorite character in Harry potter she is just so sweet and loveable

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Flooded parking lots at work and no phones or Internet so all of the management at going home. Happy early weekend.