Smashed into a concrete guardrail on my way to work this morning. Didn’t go in today so I’m cuddling with this guy while my main one goes to work today.
If you’re watching Sons and haven’t said one of the two things above, there is something wrong with you.
What weirds me out is when girls save boyfriend’s numbers as “hubby” or change their names on Internet stuff to the boyfriends last name when they aren’t married. Like… That’s half the fun of getting married. If you’re doing that a month into your relationship, then what’s the point of the boyfriend stage anyway?
dont let a girl tell you “its not a race” during stroking. because it is. race to get the nut? won it. who got their pants on first? me. numero uno skrrrrting out the driveway? me. while shes back there in bed texting her friends about my weak dick im already making the next maneuvers. premature ejaculation is a social construct you tortoise bitch