lets face it we all just wanna be a merch girl or adam elmakias
This is the most valid thing I have ever seen
This is the stupidest post I have ever seen.
And 99% of your “bros” talk when you’re not there about how bad they want to fuck you and make bets on who will first.

I’m going to be super super busy the next three years. Between working overtime/full time nights at my job and being in school full time.
It’ll be worth it in the end and I’m actually really excited to be going back to school.
Sorry but Mike is one of the biggest assholes I have ever met.
So stop flooding my inbox asking why I don’t follow you back.
That is why.
With that said, I’ll return the follow if you post pictures of Slayer or Merle Haggard.