Two years ago I got to see my favorite band play for the first time ever. Now I get to see them again in less than a month. #hurryhurry
This, children, is how we used to connect to the internet.
this gif should be slowed down immensely for accuracy.
I can hear the sound as I watch this and it makes me want to scream.
my god yes
I can hear my mom now
"Get off the internet I’m expecting a phone call"
u’ve got mail
Lightning struck a tree just behind the rafters at a high school football game in Florida. Then, as Deadspin writes, "The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"The football team scurries for cover. The band plays on."
"THE BAND PLAYS ON."
MARCHING BAND DON’T FUCK AROUND
AFTER HOW MUCH THE BAND PRACTICES…
OF COURSE THEY PLAY ON.
SATAN COULD REACH HIS FIERY HAND THROUGH THE RAFTERS
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON
Chillin’ with my n-words, say that like a white kid
Yes you’re booty’s big as hers, say that to my white bitch
So she don’t get embarrassed, my dick is made of carrots
Bunnies wantin’ to be fed and I meant honeys, oh forget it…
My jam!! @wrench666
My friends from up here, Jailhouse Poets, are in Wichita tonight! Kansas people and Indiana people mix together well so you should go hang out with them. @jeffshepherdjr
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
Without a Judeo-Christian moral code in its society, Japanese scientists decide to play god.
this is a food sample. food samples are handmade FAKE food created for advertisement photography and display - all those pictures of delicious hamburgers in mcdonald’s ads & menus aren’t actual hamburgers they are fake ass food samples.
He’s pouring hot wax into cold water to form the fake food. which is actually very cool because it takes mad skill. do 62,000 people actually believe you can pour some magical liquid into water and create cabbage. this is why americans are so fat we can’t even distinguish wax cabbage from actual vegetables.
I’m laughing so hard right now!